http://jeanjacketsbad.com Mon, 16 Jun 2008 15:15:13 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en Mystery Jets - Two Doors Down (Duke Dumont Reconstruction) [audio:http://jeanjacketsbad.com/music/TwoDoorsDown(DukeDumontReconstruction).mp3] (Via Pinglewood) http://jeanjacketsbad.com/2008/06/16/on-constant-rotation/   DOWNLOAD FULL MIX  http://jeanjacketsbad.com/2008/06/13/bettys-summer-muxtape/ How did I go two weeks without noticing that my precious princess Roxy has balls? And not in the figurative, "Oh, she's so fiesty!" kind of way, either. No, they're really there. Tiny little furry balls. This upsets me only because I fucking love the name 'Roxy'. But it also ... http://jeanjacketsbad.com/2008/06/05/a-gender-anomaly-of-the-feline-kind-or-help-me-name-the-kitten-formerly-known-as-roxy/ Pomegranates - The Bellhop [audio:http://jeanjacketsbad.com/music/pomegranates.mp3] No Age - Teen Creeps [audio:http://jeanjacketsbad.com/music/noage.mp3] Titus Andronicus - No Future [audio:http://jeanjacketsbad.com/music/titus.mp3] Zeigeist - Fight With Shattered Mirrors [audio:http://jeanjacketsbad.com/music/zeigeist.mp3] Now, Now Every Children - Friends With My Sister [audio:http://jeanjacketsbad.com/music/sister.mp3] http://jeanjacketsbad.com/2008/05/30/bettys-favorite-songs-of-the-moment/ Clay Aiken got a woman pregnant. Her name is Jaymes Foster and she has produced several of Aiken's albums. I'm not finding any clear info on her age, but TMZ is reporting she's 50 and other sources are saying "late 40s". She was artificially inseminated. So to all the crazy ... http://jeanjacketsbad.com/2008/05/29/im-sorry-but-clay-aiken-weirds-me-out/ [youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nbZh5sejqHw[/youtube] John Carmichael is the President of the Church of Scientology in New York. Like all Scientologists, Carmichael has superpowers and stuff. He doesn't get colds, he can read minds ("with varying degrees of ability"), he could probably travel back in time if he really wanted ... http://jeanjacketsbad.com/2008/05/29/scientologys-rev-john-carmichael-to-anonymous-i-smell-pussy/ Remember Barack Obama's Abercrombie boys? Of course you do. But what about those Detroit Red Wings guys? No? Well, comedian Jon Glaser and some other guy (who dat be?) are here to remind you. [via 23/6] http://jeanjacketsbad.com/2008/05/23/jon-glaser-and-some-other-guy-on-barack-obamas-abercrombie-boys/ I recently gave up Oprahism after my mother, my older brother, several of my friends, and Nan Talese kept pointing out Oprah Winfrey's self-important sanctimonious bullshit. It was like the world would not sleep until I stopped worshiping Oprah -- I just couldn't take it anymore! "Okay, okay! ... http://jeanjacketsbad.com/2008/05/22/oprah-redeems-herself-by-going-vegan-for-21-days/ A lot of people were wondering why Scarlett Johansson and Javier Bardem did not show up for the Cannes Film Festival premiere of Woody Allen's "Vicky Cristina Barcelona" last week. A miserable looking Allen attended the premiere with his daughter wife Soon-Yi. The beautiful Penelope Cruz was there, ... http://jeanjacketsbad.com/2008/05/22/scarlett-johansson-and-javier-bardem-victims-of-pervy-woody-allens-jealousy/ I was just browsing Google News and was led to this AP article: "The tornado was moving toward Fort Collins, a city of 130,000 some 20 miles to the northwest." Um, I'm one of those 130,000! Yesterday I got angry when FOX News interrupted "The Simpsons" for some 'Beep, beep, beep' ... http://jeanjacketsbad.com/2008/05/22/we-had-joy-we-had-fun-we-had-seasons-in-the-sun/