Lily Allen: Topless And Awesome May 14, 2008

Filed under: Uncategorized — wendy @ 3:12 pm

 

INF Daily has some adorable shots of Lily Allen living it up in France. And all I gots to say about that is: “You go, girl!”

 
 

You’ve Missed Your Chance To ‘Get Tight With Christ’ In Singapore February 13, 2008

Filed under: Uncategorized — wendy @ 5:36 am

Lookin’ Good For Jesus cosmetics are made by American make-up company Blue Q. The products were sold in three Topshop outlets in Singapore until Nick Chui, a 27-year-old Catholic, wrote a letter to the shop complaining.

“There are also sexual innuendos in the messages and the way Jesus is portrayed in these products,” Chui said.

To prevent more customers from being offended, the Topshop stores in Singapore have pulled both the ‘Get Tight with Christ!’ cream and the ‘Virtuous Vanilla’ lip balm from shelves — that’s what Jesus would do!

[via Daily Mail]

 
 

Justin Theroux Gave His Pal Amy Sedaris An Old Douche Bag February 6, 2008

Filed under: Uncategorized — wendy @ 11:59 am

Valentine’s Day is creeping up on us so I thought I’d help the fellas out. Vacuum cleaners, breast implants, and Chia Pets make lousy V Day gifts. Don’t ask me why, you’re just going to have to trust me here. Flowers, diamonds, and chocolate are totally played out. Big bags full of money are still in! But douche bags, old douche bags, are really where it’s at.

And, you know what, don’t limit your douche bag giving to special someones only — your friends will dig the gift too. Just ask Justin Theroux and Amy Sedaris!

It was a really old douche bag . . . Honestly. Metal implements and everything. I think it even had a tube of cream in it, didn’t it? Used cream.