What’s The Deal With Women And Yogurt? May 21, 2008

Filed under: Advertising, Commercials, Food and Drink, Gender Stereotypes, Women — wendy @ 7:12 am

Shoe shopping and yogurt and big diamond rings, these are a few of my favorite things…

If you’re a woman, the highlight of your day is slipping into those comfy sweatpants (don’t forget the matching zip-up hooded sweatshirt!), plopping your ass on the sofa, and shoveling yogurt in your face whilst making “Mmmm, ohhh yeah… YUM!” noises. If one of your girls is over, the two of you will go back and forth, arguing over how good the yogurt is. You know what I’m talking about, ladies.

One time my friend was like, “Mmm, this is, like, James Dean good!” And I was like, “It’s so good that I want to jerk off allover my face!” And then she was like, “This is like… just got my period, thank God I’m not pregnant good!” That’s when I slapped her and pulled a chunk of her hair out, because I knew I’d never top that one.

Oh, women. The things we do to prove how much we love our yogurt!

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I Wonder What Kind Of Music Enhances Bag-In-A-Box Wine May 14, 2008

Filed under: Food and Drink — wendy @ 2:51 pm

Betty Brillz and I both love wine & music. Heck, who doesn’t? A new study suggests that playing a certain type of music can enhance the way wine tastes.

I don’t know anything about wine (except that I love it and will drink any kind that is offered to me), but you can read more about this study at BBC News. There’s even a nifty music recommendation cheat sheet. If you’re ever hanging out in a gay club, go with the chardonnay! Seriously.

 
 

Yes, You Can Has Free Dunkin’ Donuts Iced Coffee

Filed under: Food and Drink — wendy @ 2:17 pm

If you didn’t get your mom a Mother’s Day gift (shame on you!), it’s not too late to make it up to her. Tomorrow (May 15) is Free Iced Coffee Day at Dunkin’ Donuts!

From 10AM to 10PM, you can pick up a free 16 oz iced coffee (choose from a variety of flavors!) at your local Dunkin’ Donuts. Shoot, it doesn’t even have to be local. You can travel to a faraway Dunkin’ Donuts, round up your friends and make a road trip out of it.

Now, it pains me to tell you that a free donut does not come with the free iced coffee. That’s where they get you! You’ll go in there expecting to get a free coffee and then you’ll end up spending $25.87 on donuts. I refuse to fall for that trick, which is why I plan on eating an entire loaf of bread before I swing by Dunkin’ Donuts to pick up mum’s gift.

[My Iced Coffee]