A Gender Anomaly Of The Feline Kind (Or, Help Me Name The Kitten Formerly Known As Roxy) June 5, 2008

How did I go two weeks without noticing that my precious princess Roxy has balls? And not in the figurative, “Oh, she’s so fiesty!” kind of way, either. No, they’re really there. Tiny little furry balls. This upsets me only because I fucking love the name ‘Roxy’. But it also explains that highly masculine “I have a penis” trot she’s been doing.

I’m open to suggestions for good names for an extremely energetic 8 week old kitten who jumps around like a jumping bean or a kangaroo, likes sleeping on my face (literally), and takes great interest in decade-old adventures on the good old Enterprise-D (particularly the episodes involving Worf). Uh… engage!

EDIT: Roxy is now Bean. Meet Bean/Beanie/Crazyface.

Preemptive Monday Cute Break: Boxing Cat April 27, 2008

Seeing as though tomorrow’s Monday and Mondays suck ass, I’m sitting here drinking heavily and watching this video on repeat. Which is probably what I’ll be doing all tomorrow, minus the drinking part. Go kitty, go!

Cute Break! March 5, 2008

No snark here, just the most adorable kitten OF ALL TIME. Consider this a Cute Break Classic.

Tuesday’s Cute Break February 19, 2008

I have this one particular coworker who is completely in love with animals. Every day around 3pm, without fail, she starts sending me “Cute break” links. I try to be aloof about it but the truth is: I fucking love cute break. I look forward to it every day. The girl can find some mind-bogglingly cute youtube videos of kittens and puppies. So cute, in fact, that I can’t help but share. I present to you Drunk Kitty: