We Had Joy, We Had Fun, We Had Seasons In The Sun May 22, 2008

Filed under: A Tornado Is Riding My Ass — wendy @ 4:14 pm

I was just browsing Google News and was led to this AP article:

“The tornado was moving toward Fort Collins, a city of 130,000 some 20 miles to the northwest.”

Um, I’m one of those 130,000! Yesterday I got angry when FOX News interrupted “The Simpsons” for some ‘Beep, beep, beep’ weather warning. Little did I know, they were just trying to prepare me for an early death.

If I die, Betty Brillz gets my cat. If my cat dies, then nobody gets anything because that’s all I have.