We Had Joy, We Had Fun, We Had Seasons In The Sun May 22, 2008

Filed under: A Tornado Is Riding My Ass — wendy @ 4:14 pm

I was just browsing Google News and was led to this AP article:

“The tornado was moving toward Fort Collins, a city of 130,000 some 20 miles to the northwest.”

Um, I’m one of those 130,000! Yesterday I got angry when FOX News interrupted “The Simpsons” for some ‘Beep, beep, beep’ weather warning. Little did I know, they were just trying to prepare me for an early death.

If I die, Betty Brillz gets my cat. If my cat dies, then nobody gets anything because that’s all I have.

 

4 Comments for this post

 
penny Says:

o noes!! you can come live with me in california

 
Happigyrl Says:

I hope you’re ok!

 
Betty Says:

Don’t die! I am too lazy to maintain this blog all by myself! And it would be a bitch to find a replacement as awesome as you. Don’t die!

 
wendy Says:

Thanks, ladies!

The tornado broke its promise and never paid my town a visit, so… I’m still standing (better than I ever did, looking like a true survivor, feeling like a little kid).

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