John McCain: “She said, ‘Why did I want to discriminate against women?’ Teeheehe…” May 10, 2008

John McCain stopped by The Daily Show Wednesday to remind us what a pig he is.

“Today there was a very attractive young woman with a tee shirt that said ‘John McCain Doesn’t Represent Me’ … So I called on her and asked her what it was that she’d like to say. That’s the essence…”

I realize the man is, what, 120-years-old? But can’t he at least try to hide his old-fashioned way of thinking for a few minutes? Like we really needed to know the woman was attractive. Because that has SO MUCH to do with what she had to say.

When Jon Stewart cut McCain off to actually ask him what the woman (who, in case you forgot, was very attractive and young!) had to say, a surprised McCain nervously chuckled, “She said, ‘Why did I want to discriminate against women?’”

I don’t get what’s so funny about that question. But I probably shouldn’t be worrying my young pretty little head, now should I?

I have a feeling McCain will be moving into the White House in a few months and I am terrified. TERRIFIED.