Miley Cyrus Is The Gift That Keeps On Giving April 27, 2008

Filed under: Celebrity Gossip — betty @ 9:00 pm

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From the horse’s mouth: “Annie took, like, a beautiful shot, and I thought it was really cool. That’s what she wanted me to do, and you can’t say no to Annie.” She also said of the photo, “I think it’s really artsy. It wasn’t in a skanky way.”

From the horse’s publicist’s brain, fed into mouth: “I took part in a photo shoot that was supposed to be ‘artistic’ and now, seeing the photographs and reading the story, I feel so embarrassed. I never intended for any of this to happen and I apologize to my fans who I care so deeply about.”

It seems only fitting that most of Britney’s former paparazzi stalkers have moved onto this potential goldmine. It would be unfortunate, but homegirl is richer than I’ll ever be, so I really can’t be very sympathetic. Also, I have an unnatural obsession with her song “See you again”. Honestly, that’s the most unfortunate part of all of this. Except for the fact that at only 15 years old, Miss Miley Cyrus (aka Hannah Montana) seems to be the love child of Samara and Gollum. Unfortunate indeed.



 

3 Comments for this post

 
Wendy Wayrad Says:

Don’t worry Betty, I put “See You Again” on my mp3 player weeks ago and it’s STILL THERE. The beginning reminds me so much of Corey Hart’s “Sunglasses At Night.”

 
Grace Says:

Yeah, mom thinks I’m an idiot for loving this song. I can’t help it. It’s not like I’m thrilled the fact that I, for once, am loving a Miley Cyrus song. It’s just too awesome.

 
admin Says:

I’m proud of you, lil sis. This song is unbelievably catchy.

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