Margaret Cho Gets Blunt With The Gays, Ruins Burritos For Me March 7, 2008

Comedian Margaret Cho’s Beautiful Tour kicked off in the states yesterday — and VH1 just ordered seven episodes of her new reality program, “The Cho Show.”

In addition to those delightful bits of Cho news, the bellydancing queer activist just gave her gay pals the real scoop in Out’s ‘Can I Be Blunt?’ feature:

1. There should be a big Fag Hag Shuttle from every gay bar at 1:15 a.m. That’s when the dick clock strikes and girls become invisible. It doesn’t matter if you’re Judy Garland back from the dead.
2. If I’m not paying you, don’t tell me what to do with my hair. A gay friend once talked me into a spiral perm — in 2003!
3. Don’t claim you like shopping, then get pissed and just sit in the “man chair.” Good gay shopping partners text-message while I shop happily.
4. There’s no such thing as too much gay bedroom talk. You’ve given me the best advice on blow jobs.
5. Never say pussy smells like fish, because balls can smell like burritos — and I’d rather have fish than Mexican.

The rest of Cho’s amusing list can be found at @ Out.com