Adam Green Gone Wild! March 31, 2008

Filed under: Drugs, Hipsters, interview, videos — wendy @ 8:37 am

“I’m actually here in Germany to teach a course on how to have good breath.”

Adam Green did one helluva job promoting his new solo album, Sixes & Sevens, on Germany’s late-night show “TV total.” He was two parts drunk, one part tired, and five parts silly!

Awkward highlights from the interview:

When asked if he drank too much beer, Green says:

“No, this is daddy’s medicine.”

When asked to describe his new album:

“It’s sort of about fighting in the Iraq war and the stuff that I did overseas that I don’t want to remember.”

On the Hanson brothers:

“I met those guys when I was fighting in the Iraq war.”

On nothing in particular — seriously wtf?

“Rock ‘n’ roll is about missing that woman.”

On living in Japan:

“I used to live in Japan, but I don’t consider myself to be Japanese.”

After the interview, Green managed to perform “Morning After Midnight” without incident. CLICK HERE FOR PART 2!

 
 

Michael Stipe Comes Out Of The Closet Again — This One’s For The Kids! March 17, 2008

Filed under: Gay — wendy @ 4:09 pm

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Don’t lose any sleep over this ladies, but R.E.M.’s Michael Stipe is… gay. Oh, what’s that you say? You’ve known about this for 20+ years? Yeah, but this time it’s official!

In the new issue of Spin magazine, Stipe says:

“It was super complicated for me in the ’80s. I was totally open with the band and my family and my friends and certainly the people I was sleeping with. I thought it was pretty obvious.

(Don’t worry, it was.)

Stipe adds:

“I’d just never felt strongly enough about a particular relationship to say, ‘Yeah, he’s my boyfriend, that is what it is.’ Now I recognize that to have public figures be very open about their sexuality helps some kid somewhere out there.”

Indeed it does, though I’m not entirely sure many kids know who Stipe is these days. Are any of the Jonas Brothers gay?

[via Queerty]

 
 

‘Under The Umbrella Tree’ March 13, 2008

Filed under: Drugs, music, videos — wendy @ 8:25 am

“Wonder why The Klaxons looked so out of it trying to mime alongside Rihanna at the Brits? They’d dropped some acid before the show. Respect.- PopBitch

 
 

‘Chapter 27′ Trailer: The Movie Jared Leto Gained 62lbs For! March 12, 2008

Filed under: Film, videos — wendy @ 6:54 am

Jared Leto gained 62lbs to play John Lennon’s assassin, Mark David Chapman, in the independent film Chapter 27. I know this because he bragged about it on “Jimmy Kimmel Live” in 2006. Jimmy Kimmel later told Stuff magazine that he could not stand Leto. “He was so insufferably satisfied with himself that I wanted to strangle him,” said Kimmel.

In addition to a bloated and self-satisfied Leto, Chapter 27 features Razzie winner Lindsay Lohan as Jude, a friend of Chapman’s. The film is being released in (a few) theaters this spring.

 
 

Iggy Pop & The Stooges Underwhelm Madonna At The Rock And Roll Hall Of Fame March 11, 2008

Filed under: music — wendy @ 2:26 pm

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Iggy Pop & The Stooges performed two Madonna songs at the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame induction ceremony last night: “Ray of Light” and “Burning Up.”

As much as I love Iggy and his fierce shirtlessness, I found his rendition of “Ray of Light” to be rather weaksauce. I did, however, get chills when he gave his slick “Like A Virgin” speech at the end.

 
 

The Vines Are Releasing A ‘Best Of’ Album, I Remember Those Guys… March 10, 2008

Filed under: music, news — wendy @ 1:24 pm

Do you remember the year 2002? I do, I do, I do! As much as I hate to admit it now, I was working in the Jewelry Department of a Wal-Mart Supercenter back then. Em-barr-ass-ing. Even so, I still fancied myself a music snob. I was the first and only teen at my high school who owned Is This It and I took pride in that (as it was the only thing for me to take pride in back then).

One night/early morning in 2002, I was watching MTV at 3AM when I saw the music video for The Vines‘ “Get Free.” The next day when I went into work, I decided to buy The Vines’ Highly Evolved CD (remember, it’s 2002 — people still paid for music back then). I listened to the disc over and over for about a month (it was a pretty good album) and, just like Kelly Osbourne, I took a strong liking to front man Craig Nicholls. But come 2003, I had forgotten all about The Vines and their stoned, dreamy front man.

The band (apparently) went on without my support though.  The Vines have released two albums since Highly Evolved (where was I!?) and in May they’ll have their very own ‘Best Of’ compilation disc.  Fancy, fancy.  Also, memories.

 
 

Kermit By Terry Richardson

Filed under: photography — wendy @ 11:37 am

The sleazy but fabulous Terry Richardson recently shot Kermit the Frog for Supreme.  The photos turned out beautiful.  Really.  Whenever Kermit reminds me that he has an edgier side, I am moved to tears.

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American Apparel CEO Dov Charney Has A Way With Women March 9, 2008

Filed under: Hipsters — wendy @ 7:53 am

dov.jpgControversial American Apparel founder Dov Charney has been accused of a lot of things: conducting interviews in his underwear, masturbating in front of a magazine reporter, giving AA employees vibrators as gifts, and other sexual harassment-related things. But does any of that make the man with muttonchops a bad guy? Sure, Charney might not pay his models for the sexually-charged ads that have helped make American Apparel such a success, but that doesn’t make him a bad guy either! At least not to Claire Salinda, an American Apparel model who has defended Charney in this article for Radar Online.

“And like that, within an hour of meeting Dov, I am on my back and my shirt is on the floor while he, in the politest way possible, is telling me I have perfect boobs,” Salinda writes.

Girls Gone Wild mogul Joe Francis, who is currently locked up in a Nevada jail, has made millions taking advantage of intoxicated women who will expose themselves for a tacky GGW thong, maybe a trucker’s hat — if they’re lucky. Charney pays his models about the same (see: next to nothing) for the provocative American Apparel advertisements. And no, women don’t get “extra” if there’s a visible wet spot in their thong ad.

Claire Salinda modeling AA’s signature spandex.

Salinda insists she is not a “dumb ho who is too strung out on coke and low self-esteem” so why would she willingly take her clothes off for Charney if there would be no residuals whatsoever?

“I think my nearly naked ads on the back covers of your magazines and newspapers are funny. When I am old and my metabolism gives up on my steady diet of cheese popcorn and my once-glorious boobs are no longer perfect, at least I will have the proof that once upon a time I didn’t go to the gym and I was still pretty f–king hot.”

Other reasons: Charney offered her a can of Coke, Charney likes models who eat, Charney will have short conversations with you about porn, Charney gives his employees vibrators.

“And for women, maybe he’s the man they’ve always wanted in their lives, the one who shoves French takeout in front of them, tells them they’re beautiful in spandex, and gives them vibrators just because. For the record, this rumor about Dov is true and I’ve never been more thankful. Anyone who thinks getting a guaranteed orgasm as a gift is gross is lying. Straight up lying.”

If your boss gave you a sex toy, would you find it gross? Or would you agree to work for him for free? Don’t lie!

[Radar Online]

 
 

Margaret Cho Gets Blunt With The Gays, Ruins Burritos For Me March 7, 2008

Filed under: Comedy, Gay — wendy @ 3:34 pm

marg.jpgComedian Margaret Cho’s Beautiful Tour kicked off in the states yesterday — and VH1 just ordered seven episodes of her new reality program, “The Cho Show.”

In addition to those delightful bits of Cho news, the bellydancing queer activist just gave her gay pals the real scoop in Out’s ‘Can I Be Blunt?’ feature:

  1. There should be a big Fag Hag Shuttle from every gay bar at 1:15 a.m. That’s when the dick clock strikes and girls become invisible. It doesn’t matter if you’re Judy Garland back from the dead.
  2. If I’m not paying you, don’t tell me what to do with my hair. A gay friend once talked me into a spiral perm — in 2003!
  3. Don’t claim you like shopping, then get pissed and just sit in the “man chair.” Good gay shopping partners text-message while I shop happily.
  4. There’s no such thing as too much gay bedroom talk. You’ve given me the best advice on blow jobs.
  5. Never say pussy smells like fish, because balls can smell like burritos — and I’d rather have fish than Mexican.

The rest of Cho’s amusing list can be found at @ Out.com

 
 

There Will Be Bud

Filed under: Film, betty is obsessed, there will be blood, videos — betty @ 10:44 am

 

And just in case you’re wondering - no, I probably won’t stop posting these parodies until people stop making awesome ones.