Corey Haim Could Start A Trend With This… February 8, 2008

Filed under: 80s — wendy @ 8:28 am

Note to Hollywood: Corey Haim is back! And he’ll do anything you want. A sitcom, a film, “Juggling with the Stars” — just tell him when to be on set and he’ll be there, ready to work and make amends. To prove to you how ready he is, Haim has this full-page ad in today’s Variety. I don’t know how much he paid them to run the ad, but it was probably more than he could afford as it looks like he created the ad himself by using a generic version of Photoshop.

Few things depress me more than seeing one of my childhood crushes end up like this. I am down on my knees begging you Hollywood — and so is Haim! — to please take a chance on him before it is too late. Haim might be “back” right now, but what will happen if he goes away again? Yeah. You never thought about that, did you?

 
 

Tim Burton Would Never Do This To Us, Right?

Filed under: Film — wendy @ 7:36 am

Lindsay In LaLa Land…

Guess which narcissistic celebutard wants the lead role in Tim Burton’s Alice In Wonderland remake? The one and only…

Lindsay Lohan:

I just hope they don’t want an unknown, I really want this part.”

Queen Latifah would make a better Alice, imo. I mean, at least that way a few people would go to see the movie.

 
 

Hipsters Force Spoiled Kate Hudson To Stand On Her Own Two Feet

Filed under: Celebrity Gossip, Hipsters — wendy @ 6:41 am

From this morning’s Gatecrasher:

Coming in around 1 a.m., Kate Hudson’s brusque friend ordered that sofas at Temperley London’s Fashion Week after-party be cleared so the actress could sit down. Attendant hipsters politely ignored the demand, so Miss Hudson was forced to sip her Moet standing up.

Don’t you just love it when celebrities forget that they’re not in Los Angeles?

 
 

We Are Shopping Enablers: Camilla Engman’s Converse Shoes February 7, 2008

Filed under: shopping enablers — betty @ 6:02 pm

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Dear Readers,

It’s time to take out your credit card. Go ahead - take it out. Your favorite shopping enablers are here to increase your immense credit debt. But don’t think about that. As my mom likes to say.. ‘Don’t think, just charge it.’ So don’t think about silly little things like ‘debt’. Think about the pretty conspicuous consumption you know you want to partake in.

Onto the details… Camilla Engman’s Lil’ Red Riding Hood Chuck Taylors.

Buy them because they are completely amazing or because 10% of the sales price will be donated to the Global Fund. But really, just buy them because they are completely fucking amazing.

<3,

Your favorite Shopping Enablers here @ JJB

 
 

Two Reasons Why Celine Dion Brings Me Much Joy

Filed under: Celine Dion, videos — betty @ 5:35 pm

Exhibit A: Real Celine (In All Of Her Bizarre Glory)

I hope the novelty of “vacations” never wears off, because over the holidays while you and I were sitting on our asses and watching crap like The Real Housewives of Orange County and falling asleep in puddles of our own drool (digression: I don’t have cable, so actually it was just you watching that shit… however I do sometimes fall asleep in a puddle of my own drool at my computer desk), this guy watches all 89 hours of Celine Dion’s 2-disc DVD set “Live in Las Vegas: A New Day” and creates one of the most amusing videos of all time: “Hypothesis: Why Celine Dion is F*cking Amazing”. Just when I think I’ve lost faith in all of humanity, a guy like this comes around, gets bored and thus fixated on something as random as Celine Dion fandom, and makes a perfectly viable video of hilarity.

Exhibit B: Fake (But Just As Good As The Real Thing) Celine:

 

I love this video for a lot of reasons, the two most important being that Celine Dion is totally awesome and also I really enjoy workout videos. They amuse me. There’s politics to them. Trust. Anyway, to see fake Celine so realistically portray real Celine in a fake workout video.. well.. let’s just say I laughed. A lot. Fake Celine is possibly more brilliant than Real Celine because she obviously really gets the dramatic pauses and choppy sentence structures that make watching Real Celine so entertaining and surreal. I’m not sure if Fake Celine quite captures the utter surrealism of Real Celine, but cut her a little slack - she even uses Real Celine’s facial expressions as basis for a solid workout routine. Kudos, Fake Celine. Kudos.

 
 

There Will Be Oscars: AKA David Spade Actually Makes Me Laugh

Filed under: videos — betty @ 5:29 pm

 
 

Advertising That Works: Emerald Nuts Edition

Filed under: videos — betty @ 4:59 pm

 
 

Gallo Says Ciao To Giallo

Filed under: Film — wendy @ 6:39 am

At Sunday’s Adidas Y-3 show, crazy Vincent Gallo told NYDN’s Patrick Huguenin that he no longer wants to be a part of Dario Argento’s crime thriller Giallo.

Gallo explained:

“After they cast Asia Argento, I’ve been trying to get out of it. I’d rather not be in a movie with her. I’m not a fan. I was a fan of her father’s. I’m retiring.”

Gallo was engaged to Argento for a short time in 1998. And while I’m not entirely sure why their relationship ended (anyone?), it’s still nice to see the two have managed to maintain a healthy post-breakup friendship.

 
 

Tim Gunn: At Least Hillary’s Well-Groomed February 6, 2008

Filed under: Fashion, politics, television — betty @ 4:55 pm

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Tim Gunn has been making the rounds lately, and that makes me happy. Because Tim Gunn is great. I just want to hug him, and mind you, I’m not a huggy person. Anyway, he recently talked with Newsweek about fashion in politics, and simply put, the man speaks truth. Here are some key moments:

Is there any female [in politics] who pulls it off well?
I think Hillary should be taking a lesson from Nancy Pelosi, I really do. She, for me, is fashion on the Hill. She has a femininity yet a professionalism, and she has style. She’s also not afraid to be a woman, and she celebrates it. She’s not ever remotely vulgar or provocative in what she wears, but I have to say, she’s a very sexy woman.

What’s your take on the current candidates, as a group?
I look at them and I feel like they’ve stepped out of the 1980s. And what really disturbs me, deep down in my very core, is whether these candidates really think that having people talk about your clothes in a positive way could be a bad thing. To think that they might answer yes horrifies me.

I hate to keep focusing on Hillary, but is there anything she’s doing right?
[Pauses] You can say I responded with utter silence. [Laughs] But let me put it this way: her clothes fit her, she does have a polish, and she’s well groomed. Those things are all good. But it’s like she’s wearing a whole body of Kevlar and she wants to make certain as much of her is protected as possible. I just want to say to her, “Hillary, don’t be afraid to wear a dress!”

What would you say a politician should avoid wearing, at all costs?
Well, I hope no one’s going out on the campaign trail wearing a pair of Crocs.

I love you. Are you referring to the Bush photo?
Yes. And now you must ask me whether I was surprised, because the answer is no. I will summarize his entire fashion presentation in one phrase: shlumped-over and drooling. I hope I don’t end up in some Iraqi prison for saying that.

But wait — there’s more! He also stopped by The Daily Show to talk to Jon Stewart about New York Fashion Week — the “Super Bowl of fashion,” Gunn says, where people go to “get fashioned,” joked Stewart.

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Gunn offered this refreshing insight into the world of fashion:

“I’m the first to encapsulate this realistically. Nobody needs it. We need clothes, do we need fashion? No. And fashion, when it’s good, comes out of a context that’s societal and cultural and historic and economic and political — so it’s of a time and a place.”

 
 

Nation of Idiots

Filed under: politics — betty @ 4:17 pm

idiots.jpg“In Virginia, a State Board of Elections spokesperson said nearly a thousand people called yesterday asking “Why aren’t my polls opened, and where do I go to vote?” Because it isn’t February 12, and nowhere, because you are a moron.

But the biggest losers of all were in Florida, which eagle-eyed readers will recall held a primary last week. Just try telling that to the drooling oldsters who called their elections boards yesterday insisting they had a right to vote.

Compounding the confusion in Florida is that it contains an Orange County, and its residents do not know if they perhaps live in Orange County, California instead.”

[via Wonkette]