Nation of Idiots February 6, 2008

“In Virginia, a State Board of Elections spokesperson said nearly a thousand people called yesterday asking “Why aren’t my polls opened, and where do I go to vote?” Because it isn’t February 12, and nowhere, because you are a moron.

But the biggest losers of all were in Florida, which eagle-eyed readers will recall held a primary last week. Just try telling that to the drooling oldsters who called their elections boards yesterday insisting they had a right to vote.

Compounding the confusion in Florida is that it contains an Orange County, and its residents do not know if they perhaps live in Orange County, California instead.”

[via Wonkette]