Justin Theroux Gave His Pal Amy Sedaris An Old Douche Bag February 6, 2008

Valentine’s Day is creeping up on us so I thought I’d help the fellas out. Vacuum cleaners, breast implants, and Chia Pets make lousy V Day gifts. Don’t ask me why, you’re just going to have to trust me here. Flowers, diamonds, and chocolate are totally played out. Big bags full of money are still in! But douche bags, old douche bags, are really where it’s at.

And, you know what, don’t limit your douche bag giving to special someones only — your friends will dig the gift too. Just ask Justin Theroux and Amy Sedaris!

“It was a really old douche bag . . . Honestly. Metal implements and everything. I think it even had a tube of cream in it, didn’t it? Used cream.“