I Have A Good Personality By Wendy Wayrad February 5, 2008

Hi world! I’m Wendy Wayrad, a proud owner of a good personality! I’m also Betty Brillz’s bloggy sister from another mister. We both thought it’d be a good idea to interview each other for Jean Jackets Bad so that our nonexistent readers could have a chance to get to know us a little better.

I recently spent a day on my yacht with Betty and a kick ass film crew. And let me tell you: we got some *amazing* interview footage on my yacht. Boy, did we ever! But I accidentally taped an episode of “Alf” over it so here are 10 questions Betty asked me, a couple pictures, and one YouTube clip instead — wait, did I mention that I own a yacht?

1) If you could be any fictional character, who would you be?

The character of all characters: Victor Ward!

2) Imagine you were just pushed off a cliff by a bipolar clown in mustard yellow high heels. What are you thinking on the way down?

First of all, I’d be wondering how the hell I got on a cliff because I never leave the house. Um… and I guess that’s probably the only thought I’d have time for.

3) If you could do any one thing (even if you know it’s wrong) but you won’t suffer any consequences or repercussions whatsoever (including guilt), what would it be?

I’ve always wanted to bang the pizza guy. Not this particular one, but he’ll do.

4) Tell me about your favorite pair of shoes.

I’m not one of those girls.

5) What’s the first thing you think when you wake up in the morning?

If it’s a work day: “I’m not still drunk, am I?” If it’s the weekend: “Is it too early to start drinking?” If I’m in someone else’s bed: “I must have had A LOT to drink last night!”

6) Have you ever shot a gun?

I’m not one of those girls.

7) How do you feel about chickipedia.com?

Well Betty, I was actually just introduced to the website a few seconds ago. Looking over the database of “hot chicks” now, it appears neither of us made the cut. How do YOU feel about chickipedia.com?

8.) What’s your favorite band, movie, tv show, and book?

Roxy Music. Flirting. Mr. Show. Tales of Ordinary Madness. (Close seconds: The Strokes. Happiness. Wonder Years. Less Than Zero.)

9)Guilty pleasures - let’s talk about them. Food, music, movies, tv shows. Discuss.

I don’t feel guilty about eating because I’m a vegetarian (aww). I loved Paris Hilton’s album, Genesis has some good stuff (if you tell anyone I said that, I’ll cut you), I secretly think Conor Oberst is a bit of a genius, and I won’t change the station if an old Hootie & The Blowfish song is playing. I cried at the end of A Cinderella Story. And I’ve spent a few Saturday mornings watching “That’s So Raven.”

Does this make me a bad person? Maybe. Do I feel exposed right now? Yes. Am I going to lose sleep over this? Probably a little, yeah.

10) Honestly, what do you think of this Betty Brillz person?

She seems aight, but I wouldn’t let her babysit my kids or anything. I’m just playin’. I don’t have any kids.